Roles in Heaven...
Brahma Systems Installation
Vishnu Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesh Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narada Data transfer
Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras Downloadable Viruses
Devas Mainframe Programmers
Surya Solaris Administrator
RakshasasIn house Hackers
Ravan Internet Explorer WWWF
KumbhakarnanZombie Process
Lakshman Support Software and Backup
HanumanLinux/s390
Vaali MS Windows
SugreevaDOS
Jatayu Firewall
Dronacharya System Programmer
VishwamitraSr. Manager Projects
Shakuni Annual appraisal & Promotion
ValmikiTechnical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Krishna SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle not Software Development LifeCycle)
Dharmaraj YudhishthiraISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
Arjun Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
AbhimanyuTrainee Programmer
Draupadi Motivation & Team building
BhimaMAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
Duryodhana Microsoft product Written in VB
KarnaContract programmer
Dhrutarashtra Visual C++
GandhariDreamweaver
100 Kauravas Microsoft Service Packs and patches

I wish you a day of Peace, Happiness and Joy.
CheersMurali Koneru

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